Hey Beer Drinkers, We’ve Got You.
Beer here! Beer here!
That’s what the ballpark vendor shouted.
It was drawn out, almost Long Island sounding (or Boston, but why bring up the enemy? I’m a Yankee fan).
Beeah heeah! Beeah heeah! But this was at the Oakland Coliseum.
The Yankees were in town, so maybe the vendor adjusted his accent as a New York tribute? Maybe not. I should’ve asked.
What was important, though, is that he delivered my beer right to my seat.
And I thought, “Hey, what if this guy could deliver my beer to my home, or my party, or my, I don’t know, my pontoon?”
Wouldn’t that be sick? Or cool? Or whatever the current slang is for something cool or sick or neato or awesome or groovy.
Then I found out that a beer delivery system exists. I was just too dense to know it. Fortunately, sometimes, my friends are smarter.
This was one of those times.
Beer Drinkers Vs. Wine Aficionados.
Sometimes beer drinkers are looked down on because beer is considered by some to be a blue-collar drink.
Wine enthusiasts, in particular, can be prone to judge others by the glass or bottle their drink comes in.
Elitist might be a good word to describe those people.
I’m not saying that all wine drinkers are like this, but we all know one or two or twenty who are. Right? It’s a wine pedigree vs. a beer pedigree thing.
For their part, beer lovers are likely to make fun of those who prefer wine and act hoity-toity and all. As they should.
Beer and the American Revolution.
Let’s remember, beer fueled the American Revolution.
Where did the revolutionaries meet? Beer halls and taverns.
What did they drink? Beer.
When did they get their best ideas? After a few beers.
Take that, non-beer drinkers!
Without beer, we may all be drinking tea every afternoon. At 4:20. And eating crumpets.
Online Beer Ordering and Delivery. The Great Equalizer.
Sure, anyone can order their adult beverages online, whether it’s beer, wine, or liquor.
But this article is for beer lovers because we like them, and in recent history, they have been a group less-catered to.
So, beer drinkers, this is how you can have all the rights and privileges of online beer ordering and delivery.
First, pull out your laptop, phone, or tablet.
Next, go to BottleRover.com
Then, check out the inventory of your local liquor store. That’s right, you can see everything they have in stock.
Now, select your favorite beer. Make sure you order plenty. It’s always okay to have more than you need and never okay to not have enough.
Unlimited Options.
Choose delivery – or pick up if you’re going stir crazy and need to escape for a while.
Sit in your favorite chaise lounge and wait for the beer delivery person to ring your bell.
Or,
Drive to the store.
And since you’ve now entered the class of “special” people, you can cut to the front of the line where your beer will be waiting for you,
Or,
You can arrange for your beer to be delivered curbside to your truck, your car, your moped, or the pontoon you’re pulling behind your truck.
Or,
You can have your beer delivered to your party at the lake.
Or,
You can have it delivered to the party at your friend’s house.
BottleRover.com will always go out of its way to cater to you and your friends.
That’s Not All.
Let’s assume you have friends who live in other cities or states, and you’re feeling more generous than usual.
“Is there an efficient, affordable online beer delivery system in the U.S.?” you ask.
Yep, there is.
Whether your friends live in Dallas, Houston, New York, Miami, or practically anywhere – except Mayberry because Mayberry doesn’t really exist – you’re in luck.
You can have their favorite beer sent to them.
If they prefer wine, send wine.
If they love tequila, send tequila.
If they love Almond Milk, tell them so long. You deserve more interesting friends than that.
That’s All.
Cheers!
