Ordering Alcohol Online and Having it Delivered to Your Home is Easier Than Finding Someone Who Will Have a Drink with You.You’re home. It’s not early, and it’s not too late. But you’re warm and comfortable and you don’t want to go anywhere. However, there is a problem. You’ve got no booze in the house. At least none that you’re in the mood to drink tonight. Sure, going to a bar or club could be fun. Maybe run into a few friends or meet some new ones. But that would require that get up, get ready, and leave your place. And you don’t really feel like doing that. Not tonight. There is a solution. A damn good one. Order your alcohol online and have it delivered to you. At your place. Where you’re settled in for the evening. Never done it before? Here’s a step-by-step tutorial created just for people like you: (Corey – show screenshots) First – Download an alcohol delivery app. Preferably Bottle Rover. Why Bottle Rover? Catchy name, of course. Second – Open app and find a liquor store near you. Third – Shop their inventory. Pick your favorite beer. Or your favorite wine. Or liquor. Fourth – Look for discount coupons and deals on the Bottle Rover app. Fifth – Place your order. Sixth – Select delivery. Bottle Rover will get your favorite alcohol to you whether they have to go through windows, down chimneys, or up treehouses. Seventh – Add payment method and make payment. Eighth – Sit. Relax. Delivery on the way. Ninth – Hear knock or doorbell and open door. Tenth – Take possession of your booze. Leventeen – Open, mix or don’t mix, lift arm, tilt head back, open mouth, enjoy. Last – Repeat. Because it was so convenient, you’ll want to have your beer, wine, and liquor delivered often. Even oftener. Like, say, tomorrow night. And the next. Make a note and stick it on your fridge, so you don’t forget. Or… If you want to go out without really going out…let’s say you wouldn’t mind picking up your alcohol, fine. Order online and select PICK UP, not delivery, and it’ll be waiting for you. No waiting in lines. And no getting lost in the store’s aisles, like when you were a kid. No hassle. No worries. No nada. This way, you won’t have to fix your hair or match your shoes like you would if you had to spend time perusing the aisles looking for what best suits your fancy while you look at and critique other shoppers. Always remember, ordering your alcohol online is all about making it easy for you. Just as you like it. Enough about you. Maybe more than enough. Possibly too much. What about your friend? Or friends if you’re fortunate enough to have more than one. What are you getting him or her or them for Christmas? Nothing? That’s what I was worried about. Let’s change that. Pick up your phone again, and open the Bottle Rover alcohol delivery app, again. Since they can deliver alcohol almost anywhere in the country, you’re covered. Scour the inventory for that perfect bottle of wine for your boss; the perfect whiskey for your best friends; the perfect beer for your less cultured friends, which I’m sure outnumber the refined among your group. Or groupette if your group consists of three or less. They’ll love you for it. A lot. And for your birthday, they’ll probably have your favorite alcohol – beer, wine, liquor, or moonshine – delivered to you. Happy birthday and you’re welcome. Amigo. Or Amiga. You choose. Delivery cost? Free, baby. Not the alcohol, just the delivery or the shipping. Which is a lot. It’s like you’re getting paid for doing nothing. Even more, there are no additional fees added to the cost of the alcohol. (Disclaimer: this is the case when you use Bottle Rover. The other delivery options may charge for delivery and add additional fees. Buyer beware.) There you have it. Whether you drink alone or with friends, you can have your alcohol delivered to your door. Fast. Easy. Convenient. Affordable. Lovely.c And that’s all, folks.
