Liquor – Not Just for Humans or Humanettes or Marionettes or Curtis.
– But only humans get their liquor delivered.
– Because they have more brains than the others.
What is liquor?
Liquor is distilled alcohol. It’s produced by the distillation of grains, fruits, or vegetables that have already gone through the fermentation process. Fermentation is the process of converting carbohydrates to alcohol or organic acids using yeasts or bacteria. It breaks down molecules such as glucose, releasing the energy that causes foaming during the manufacture of beer, wine, and liquor. The science of fermentation is known as zymology, and people have been fermenting food and drinks for more than 10,000 years.
Food?
Yep. Yogurt, kombucha, kimchi, and pickled cucumbers – aka pickles – to name just a few. If it’s sour, it may have gone through the fermentation process. The food doesn’t foam. Nothing about this process sounds tasty, does it?
In English, damn it!
What is liquor?:
Liquor is pretty all-encompassing and consists of six main categories. These include brandy, gin, whiskey, vodka, tequila, and rum.
Depending on the type, alcohol volume ranges from a minimum of 20% to as high as 55%.
This means you can get a lot of bang for the swallow.
And a lot of people love the drink and the bang. In fact, more than two billion people drink ethanol – aka ethyl alcohol, aka liquor – to change the way they feel every single day.
Order online and get your liquor delivered.
- It’s quicker.
- More convenient.
- And easy.
In six or seven easy steps:
1. Use your liquor delivery app or order it online.
We recommend the Bottle Rover app or website, powered by Bottlecapps. Why? Two reasons:
1) we work for them, and
2) it is the best liquor delivery service available.
2. Peruse the liquor selection of your favorite liquor store. While you’re there, check out their beer and wine selection, too.
3. Select your liquor.
4. Choose delivery or pick up.
4.a) Wait – pick up? Yep, you can place your liquor order online and pick it up yourself. This allows you to go directly to the cashier or have it delivered curbside to your car. Either way, you save time and hassle.
5. Sit back and wait for your order to arrive at your door.
6. Drink.
7. Repeat.
Let’s pretend you have friends.
Show them you care and use your phone to order liquor online and have it shipped to them.
They’ll be surprised and in your debt.
That “in your debt” part may come in handy one day when you need a favor from them. And one day you will. Keep in mind, every well-stocked home bar should have these seven liquors: Vodka Gin Whiskey (bourbon, rye, and scotch) Rum Tequila and Mescal Cognac and other Brandies Bitters If yours doesn’t, you should place your online order for delivery today because you never know who’ll stop by tonight and want a drink you don’t have. Interestingly, cars and people have a liquor in common. Liquor fuels both cars and drinkers. The alcohol in liquor has a high ethanol content, also known as ethyl alcohol. This type of alcohol is used as fuel (mainly as a biofuel additive for gasoline). So, while you can’t drink and drive, your car can. But remember, only humans can order their liquor online and have it delivered.
Vroom. Vroom.
Cheers!
